GGA Columnists

Whoos gots da damn key???

The 2014 GGA season is here mutha fukkas…weave gots a damn busy year planned wif hookers, blow, etc…”The Shocker III” tournament will prove a mutha fukking challenge to all you gangstas, […]

The 2014 GGA Season

The 2014 GGA season is here mutha fukkas…weave gots a damn busy year planned wif hookers, blow, etc…”The Shocker III” tournament will prove a mutha fukking challenge to all you gangstas, […]

Happy New Year!!!

Courses We Play
We arrived late and da mofo at the checkin desk was pissed!  We almost got bumped, but we reminded dis dude that we was the GGA and the only bumping […]

Another Sunday at Mare Island

We arrived late and da mofo at the checkin desk was pissed!  We almost got bumped, but we reminded dis dude that we was the GGA and the only bumping […]

Vintner’s Golf Club

Napa Kennedy Golf Course

One of the best kept secrets in Tahoe…

Plumas Pines Golf Resort

One of the best kept secrets in Tahoe…

 I have two words for this course…Cold (shrinkage) and impossible…ok maybe that is three words, but who is really counting right?

Arrowcreek Country Club

 I have two words for this course…Cold (shrinkage) and impossible…ok maybe that is three words, but who is really counting right?

Cart Girls & Fotey Reviews
KING COBRA Alcohol Content: 5.9% AKA: The Snake, King Konk, King Krap Da Fo Shizzle: Poser brew for junior high school fools.  Malt liquor for people who don’t like the […]

King Cobra

KING COBRA Alcohol Content: 5.9% AKA: The Snake, King Konk, King Krap Da Fo Shizzle: Poser brew for junior high school fools.  Malt liquor for people who don’t like the […]

SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR Alcohol Content:5.9% AKA: Blue Bull, Not My Fault Malt. Da Fo Shizzle: Your pop’s malt liquor.  Running amok and smashing shit like a bull in the delicate […]

Schlitz Malt Liquor

SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR Alcohol Content:5.9% AKA: Blue Bull, Not My Fault Malt. Da Fo Shizzle: Your pop’s malt liquor.  Running amok and smashing shit like a bull in the delicate […]

OLDE ENGLISH 800 Alcohol Content: 5.86% AKA: 8-Ball, Old E, OE, Ow-Ee. Da Fo Shizzle: The choice of OGs.  With a great head, voluptuous J-Lo body, smooth finish, OE is […]

Olde English 800

OLDE ENGLISH 800 Alcohol Content: 5.86% AKA: 8-Ball, Old E, OE, Ow-Ee. Da Fo Shizzle: The choice of OGs.  With a great head, voluptuous J-Lo body, smooth finish, OE is […]

The beer so strong they don’t even call it beer — they call it liquor. The brew from the bad part of town, the staple of gangstas, barrios and trailer parks. Strong, cheap and raw. Served up in a big bottle that hangs in your hand like a blackjack. Named after large man-killing animals and high-powered firearms. Activist groups say it causes violence, yuppies say it tastes like poison, experienced users know it dishes out mule-kick hangovers. That’s right, baby, we’re talking malt liquor.

Colt 45

The beer so strong they don’t even call it beer — they call it liquor. The brew from the bad part of town, the staple of gangstas, barrios and trailer parks. Strong, cheap and raw. Served up in a big bottle that hangs in your hand like a blackjack. Named after large man-killing animals and high-powered firearms. Activist groups say it causes violence, yuppies say it tastes like poison, experienced users know it dishes out mule-kick hangovers. That’s right, baby, we’re talking malt liquor.

I’m thirsty right now!

Drink Cart Girls – Debbie

I’m thirsty right now!

Wholesome.

Drink Cart Girls – Mary

Wholesome.