Schlitz Malt Liquor

SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR
Alcohol Content:5.9%
AKA: Blue Bull, Not My Fault Malt.
Da Fo Shizzle: Your pop’s malt liquor.  Running amok and smashing shit like a bull in the delicate china shop that is your taste buds, Schlitz rushes in like a sweaty running back and finishes with a chemical aftertaste reminiscent of burning tires.   The Bull is angry. He’s trapped against a wall. A white wall.

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