Fotey Reviews Archive

  • KING COBRA Alcohol Content: 5.9% AKA: The Snake, King Konk, King Krap Da Fo Shizzle: Poser brew for junior high school fools.  Malt liquor for people who don’t like the […]

    King Cobra

    KING COBRA Alcohol Content: 5.9% AKA: The Snake, King Konk, King Krap Da Fo Shizzle: Poser brew for junior high school fools.  Malt liquor for people who don’t like the […]

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  • SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR Alcohol Content:5.9% AKA: Blue Bull, Not My Fault Malt. Da Fo Shizzle: Your pop’s malt liquor.  Running amok and smashing shit like a bull in the delicate […]

    Schlitz Malt Liquor

    SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR Alcohol Content:5.9% AKA: Blue Bull, Not My Fault Malt. Da Fo Shizzle: Your pop’s malt liquor.  Running amok and smashing shit like a bull in the delicate […]

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  • OLDE ENGLISH 800 Alcohol Content: 5.86% AKA: 8-Ball, Old E, OE, Ow-Ee. Da Fo Shizzle: The choice of OGs.  With a great head, voluptuous J-Lo body, smooth finish, OE is […]

    Olde English 800

    OLDE ENGLISH 800 Alcohol Content: 5.86% AKA: 8-Ball, Old E, OE, Ow-Ee. Da Fo Shizzle: The choice of OGs.  With a great head, voluptuous J-Lo body, smooth finish, OE is […]

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  • The beer so strong they don’t even call it beer — they call it liquor. The brew from the bad part of town, the staple of gangstas, barrios and trailer parks. Strong, cheap and raw. Served up in a big bottle that hangs in your hand like a blackjack. Named after large man-killing animals and high-powered firearms. Activist groups say it causes violence, yuppies say it tastes like poison, experienced users know it dishes out mule-kick hangovers. That’s right, baby, we’re talking malt liquor.

    Colt 45

    The beer so strong they don’t even call it beer — they call it liquor. The brew from the bad part of town, the staple of gangstas, barrios and trailer parks. Strong, cheap and raw. Served up in a big bottle that hangs in your hand like a blackjack. Named after large man-killing animals and high-powered firearms. Activist groups say it causes violence, yuppies say it tastes like poison, experienced users know it dishes out mule-kick hangovers. That’s right, baby, we’re talking malt liquor.

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