The Ghetto Golf Game

Ghetto golf is played without the supervision of a referee or umpire. The game relies on the integrity of the individual to show consideration for other players and to abide by the Rules.  All players should conduct themselves in a ghetto manner, demonstrating no courtesy or sportsmanship at any time, irrespective of how competitive or intoxicated they may be.


Players should ensure that no one is standing close by or in a position to be hit by the club, the ball or any stones, pebbles, twigs or the like when they make a stroke or practice swing.  Players should not play until the players in front are out of range.  But who are you kidding…you probably can’t even hit more than 20 yards at a time. 

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If a player plays a ball in a direction where there is a danger of hitting someone, he should immediately shout a warning. The traditional word of warning in such a situation is “Yo, duck yo dumb ass.”

Consideration for Other Players

What?  We should just take this section out.

On the Putting Green

Players should stand on another player’s line of putt or when he is making a stroke, cast a shadow over his line of putt.   Helps yo game!


If you need advice on scoring, you got no G.A.M.E., and should get out the damn course foo!

Pace of Play

Keep up or get the fut off da damn course!

Lost Ball

If a player believes his ball may be lost outside a water hazard or is out of bounds, to save time, he should play a provisional ball.   Enough talk about balls, where the bitches at?

Penalties for Breach of Ghetto Golf Etiquette

If players follow the guidelines in this Section, it will make the game more enjoyable for everyone.

If a player consistently disregards these guidelines during a round or over a period of time to the detriment of others, it is recommended that the Ghetto Golf Committee kick yo ass off the course and out of the association.

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